oh god.

Gay does not mean "interested in you
Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you.
Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.
Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”
Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.
Asexual doesn’t mean “slut-shaming prude who wants everyone to stop having sex ever.”

Get over yourself.